Elevator Rules
I need some help. I want to have a little fun with the elevator at Ebenezers. I read about a restaurant that puts "Women" on the inside door of the men's bathroom just to play mind games :) I want the Ebenezers to have fun with friends (customers). I want the place to have personality. I'm thinking about posting a sign with facetious "Elevator Rules" in the Elevator.
Elevators have this weird sociological affect :) Most of us have been on hundreds of elevators but we still feel awkward in certain elevator situations. So I was thinking about "lightening up the mood" with some facetious rules posted in the elevator.
Here are a few "rules" I've come up with myself, but I'd welcome rules submitted by readers.
Together we can revolutionize elevator culture! Dream big :)
Elevator Rules:
Act Natural
Stare at the Door
Please Press All Buttons Multiple Times
Discontinue all Conversations
Whispering Allowed
Humming is Encouraged
I have no idea where I'm going with this, but I want people to have fun in our elevator :) I'd like to make the short ride enjoyable!
Elevators have this weird sociological affect :) Most of us have been on hundreds of elevators but we still feel awkward in certain elevator situations. So I was thinking about "lightening up the mood" with some facetious rules posted in the elevator.
Here are a few "rules" I've come up with myself, but I'd welcome rules submitted by readers.
Together we can revolutionize elevator culture! Dream big :)
Elevator Rules:
Act Natural
Stare at the Door
Please Press All Buttons Multiple Times
Discontinue all Conversations
Whispering Allowed
Humming is Encouraged
I have no idea where I'm going with this, but I want people to have fun in our elevator :) I'd like to make the short ride enjoyable!
14 Comments:
first rule of elevator, don't talk about elevator.
Instead of "Stare at the Door", put "Please do NOT stare at the Door"
Stare at someone :)
Maintain personal space
Hands should remain clasped or in pockets at all times.
The one that smelt it, dealt it.
how many words can you make out of OTIS ?
Bill, that "otis" line is hilarious!!! :)
For the inside of the elevator doors- "Welcome to NCC's adventure ride...FREEFALL!"
Don't try that whole "jump before the elevator stops" thing with coffee in your hands.
How about, "No Eavesdropping Allowed" or "Eavesdropping Allowed"?
Wasn't there an email forward years ago about goofy things to do in an elevator?
I think it would be cool if you could change the things so people had something to look forward to.
I found it! Here are some sites that have the lists of crazy things to do on an elevator. Maybe it will get you thinking. (The second one gets a little shady...maybe stop halfway down.)
My favorite: Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
http://winn.com/bs/elevator.html
http://www.geocities.com/area51newmexico/lifts.html
Hilarious stuff. Love these ideas. Maybe an "elevator" thought of the day :)
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