Monday, November 21, 2005

Bad Haircut

Note to self.

If you go to get your haircut from a barber you've never had before and they have a confused look on their face after explaining what you want, you probably aren't going to like the way the haircut looks.

I just got one of the worst haircuts I've ever had :)

That's one of the most helpless feelings in the world. I'm sitting in the chair and I could tell by the way he was cutting my hair that it wasn't going to turn out ok. But I didn't have the guts to stop him in the middle of the cut!

Can you ask for a haircut refund? Not sure about the barber etiquette on that.

22 Comments:

At November 21, 2005 8:53 PM, Anonymous Robert Pooley said...

You can always do what I did... send your wife to cosmetology school... saves tons of money and she knows just how I like it. Ahhhh, what a life!

 
At November 21, 2005 9:02 PM, Blogger djones said...

Oh my! Thanks for the good laugh, but where's the picture? If you're really going to be vulnerable with us, digitally capture the moment and share! Having said that, I can truly empathize with your story. When I lived in Long Beach, the young men I worked with advised me to get my hair cut at one of the local barber shops. Though the establishment did not seem to cater to my crowd, I wanted to express my cross-cultural idealism. I went in, sat down, and proceeded to break out into a mighty sweat as the barber "chunked" my hair. Silent agony is the only way I can describe my time in that chair. I have since come to two conclusions: 1) Watch out for cross-cultural hair-cut experiences; 2) Never take adolescents' advice regarding barbershops, especially if the shop is called "Hair 911"!

 
At November 21, 2005 9:21 PM, Anonymous gbrown said...

The only difference between a
good haircut and a bad one is
about 2 weeks. I'm a hairdresser!!
Hair's like grass, it'll grow.

 
At November 21, 2005 9:24 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

Funny :) I'm counting down the days :) 14 to go!

 
At November 21, 2005 9:51 PM, Blogger Brad said...

Maybe time to pull out that Pink OP shirt. No one will notice your hair ;)

 
At November 21, 2005 10:17 PM, Blogger Chris Jarrell said...

You can always have hair like me...lack of hair atleast. :-) Chris

 
At November 21, 2005 10:25 PM, Blogger amy said...

Is there a "best dressed Pastor" award? ... PM would surely win. haha.

 
At November 21, 2005 10:30 PM, Blogger nathan. said...

I got a bad haircut in college...and some of my friends still call me Lieutenant Nathan!

I also have another remedy for your situation. Come to our house sometime and I will use my clippers.

I promise it will be even.

 
At November 21, 2005 10:34 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

You're scaring me now Nathan :) Aren't you involved in enough ministries already? Seems like a "haircut ministry" might be a little outside your gift mix :)

 
At November 21, 2005 10:57 PM, Blogger nathan. said...

Interesting concept...my haircut ministry would definitely emphasize lessons in humility and patience.

And as everyone who has seen my hair knows, haircutting is definitely outside my gift mix.

 
At November 22, 2005 12:40 AM, Anonymous Robert Pooley said...

You know... i was just thinking about it... God spared you... at least the bad haircut came after the Washington Post Pic. How blessed are you?

 
At November 22, 2005 6:49 AM, Blogger Bryon Mondok said...

Follow this link and do the right thing... http://www.headshaveproducts.com/

 
At November 22, 2005 7:24 AM, Anonymous Bill LaMorey said...

I've been there...and worse. I have the monobrow-syndrome (cutting close to TOO personal), but I have to get it waxed or it's outrageous. Went to a new place and the lady waxed one eyebrow normal and the other one pencil-thin. So I was like "Two-Face;" 1/2 of my face was normal, and the other...let's just say... effeminate. I was mortified leaving the barber shop and terrified going to work and church the next day.

 
At November 22, 2005 10:29 AM, Blogger Michael said...

when i was in college, i tried to save money by giving myself a haircut.

bad idea.

i wore a hat for a few weeks.

michael
youcanknowgod.com

 
At November 22, 2005 10:49 AM, Anonymous Jason Simmons said...

Mark, i get it. Last week I posted my thoughts on haircuts. If you get a chance check it out and see if you can relate.

http://828central.com/WordPress/?p=17

 
At November 22, 2005 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pastor Mark,

I feel your pain! I was stuck in the unfortunate situation of being in Bolivia on a ST missions trip in 2000 when I had wing-like things at the nape of my neck to deal with on a daily sticky-weather basis. And I don't even think it was a good faith attempt to revive Mrs. Brady, either. Not good.

Silvia

 
At November 22, 2005 2:38 PM, Anonymous Mark Howell said...

I think we need to see it! Come on, it would be a great way to connect with all of us...

mark

 
At November 22, 2005 5:47 PM, Blogger joshua said...

you cant talk about that and not show it....

 
At November 22, 2005 5:54 PM, Blogger Tim Elzea said...

HAHAHAHAHA :) Hey Pastor Mark, Isn't it amazing to see how much joy you have given us by telling us about your painful experience. :) Perhaps people could bid to get a picture of your haircut?

 
At November 22, 2005 7:22 PM, Blogger Mark Pryor said...

We laugh with you because most of us have been there one that.

 
At November 22, 2005 7:56 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

I've got to admit. The timing of my terrible haircut was perfect :)

I wore a skull cap all day today. I was under dressed for a couple meetings, but I saved my dignity :)

Now I've got four days off so I'll be able to wear a hat five days in a row :)

We prayed in staff meeting that my hair would grow quickly. I'd apprecaite some prayer warriors on my behalf :)

 
At November 23, 2005 9:12 AM, Anonymous Melissa said...

I would like to put in my request for a picture. Come on Pastor Mark! It's all apart of laughing at yourself! And remember...the healthiest people are those that can laugh at themselves. Right?

 

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