Thursday, January 19, 2006

Credential Pranks

Twelve years ago I was credentialed by the Illinois district of the Assemblies of God. I got a call today from the District Superintendent asking if I would speak at their district council--a gathering of all the ministers in that district. Pretty excited about the opportunity.

The funny thing is that I almost jeopardized my credentials because of a couple pranks a few of us pulled during our week-long credentialing seminar. We tee-peed the Superintendent's house. Not entirely sure what we were thinking :)

But the other prank won the prank prize.

It was sub-zero weather so Illinoisians keep their cars running if they aren't going to leave them for long. We would jump in to these running cars, move them a few parking spaces to play mind games with people, and then park them again.

No harm. No foul.

What I didn't take into account is that if you get into someone's running car they might think you're stealing it :) And they might chase you at speeds topping 100 mph. And it might scare the living daylights out of you.

Not sure if I'm going to confess before I speak at District Council or not :)

7 Comments:

At January 19, 2006 9:12 PM, Blogger Scott Hodge said...

Awesome Mark - see you there!

 
At January 19, 2006 9:17 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

Scott,

I think the first thing I'm going to do is give a disclaimer: anything you disagree with me on I learned from Scott Hodge!

I was also thinking about showing a black market tape of your dating video :)

Mark

 
At January 19, 2006 11:01 PM, Blogger Scott Hodge said...

crap.

 
At January 20, 2006 8:10 AM, Blogger Joshua said...

That's an honor, Mark.

 
At January 20, 2006 9:11 AM, Blogger Johnny Leckie said...

"Not sure if I'm going to confess before I speak at District Council or not :)"

I think you just did. Welcome to the worldwide web...:-D

That's great news, Mark!

 
At January 20, 2006 9:15 AM, Blogger Luis Seda said...

To be spiritual and a prankster....what other goals could you asked for to be furfilled in life. luv this.

 
At January 20, 2006 9:27 AM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

My blog is my confessional :)

 

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