Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Ice Skating, Australian Animals & Elephant Poop

I've gotta admit that sometimes it's pretty sweet living in the nation's Capitol. Great amenities.

We took the kids ice skating at the Sculpture Gardens on the National Mall today. Actually, I'm not sure if you can call what we were doing "skating" but you get the picture.

Then we pooped into The National Museum of Natural History. A few museum reflections:

First of all, God is infinitely creative. The animal kingdom is exhibit A. God must really love variety!

Second, Australia definitely has the coolest animals. Plus I love saying their names! Platypus. Say it several times. Don't you feel better? Kangaroo. Makes you think of Captain Kangaroo. And then there is my all time favorite. And you've got to say it with an Australian accent: dingo! I love saying that word so much that I wish we had named one of our kids Dingo :) But that would have been a selfish decision.

Finally, African elephants poop eighty pounds per day. I knew that before going into the museum, but sometimes you need to be reminded of the important stuff in life :)

16 Comments:

At March 08, 2006 2:58 PM, Blogger mark b said...

You "pooped" into the National Museum? Gross.

 
At March 08, 2006 3:18 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

I caught that too. Highlarious!

 
At March 08, 2006 3:20 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

And how funny posting a comment on your own blog in the third person kind of.

 
At March 08, 2006 3:22 PM, Blogger Rick said...

can't wait until i can go to dc to poop in the national museum - and as a family nonetheless!

 
At March 08, 2006 3:36 PM, Blogger perry said...

Dude--the fact about elephant poop has officially changed my life! P <><

 
At March 08, 2006 4:15 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

Oops :)

 
At March 08, 2006 4:22 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

Now I'm totally confused.

Who posted the Mark B comment? I didn't post that comment but it links back to me.

Twilight zone.

 
At March 08, 2006 4:34 PM, Blogger Rick said...

Maybe it was that one other Mark Batterson that you googled on Sunday!!!

 
At March 08, 2006 4:44 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

Tim Elzea...are you posing as Mark B?

 
At March 08, 2006 10:47 PM, Blogger Bruce said...

From an Australian, let me heartily endorse our crazy array of Aussie animals!

 
At March 09, 2006 1:38 AM, Blogger Kyle said...

Looks like someone is pretending to be you!

 
At March 09, 2006 6:29 AM, Blogger cadaens said...

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At March 09, 2006 12:40 PM, Blogger Tim Elzea said...

Nope, I am not posing as Pastor Mark. Although, thanks for the idea...I think I might have to try that sometime...or NOT!! :)

Cadaens, I heard about that new Bible...I think that I might have to go check it out.

 
At March 09, 2006 12:46 PM, Blogger mferrigno said...

So, at first, I thought Mark went inside to use the bathroom... nice. Come on, who hasn't gone into a National Museum of Natural History to just go to the bathroom. Raise your hand people.

 
At March 09, 2006 1:36 PM, Blogger cadaens said...

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At March 09, 2006 10:44 PM, Blogger Tim Elzea said...

I'll raise my hand to having had to use the bathroom in the museum. :)

 

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