We kicked off the The Battle of the Sexes: How Both Sexes can Win this weekend. Tough topic to talk about. Feels like you're walking on thin ice--very slippery topic :) But a good topic to wrestle with it.
I'll send out an evotional--email version of the message--later this week. You can sign-up here--free resource for NCCers & Pastors.
While the topic is a tough one and a serious one. I really try to have a little fun too. I shared about some of the difference between men and women. Some of them were scientific serious and pretty insightful. Here is the less scienitific list yet still pretty insightful :)
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he wants. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't want.
The average man has four items in his bathroom--a toothbrush, an electric razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. The average man is able to identify four of those items!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut Head and Useless.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
And just to make sure that I offend both genders...
Guys, do you know the difference between women and terrorists? Terrorists negotiate.
Ladies, do you know the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
I'm an equal opportunity offender :)
I'll send out an evotional--email version of the message--later this week. You can sign-up here--free resource for NCCers & Pastors.
While the topic is a tough one and a serious one. I really try to have a little fun too. I shared about some of the difference between men and women. Some of them were scientific serious and pretty insightful. Here is the less scienitific list yet still pretty insightful :)
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he wants. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't want.
The average man has four items in his bathroom--a toothbrush, an electric razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. The average man is able to identify four of those items!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut Head and Useless.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
And just to make sure that I offend both genders...
Guys, do you know the difference between women and terrorists? Terrorists negotiate.
Ladies, do you know the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
I'm an equal opportunity offender :)
1 Comments:
A thought for your sermone series on men and women.
Question
Do you know how to turn a fox into a pit bull?
Answer
Marry her.
really enjoy yout blog.
Jim
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