Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Junky Car Club


My friend Mike Foster is full of wild and crazy ideas. One of them is the junky car club. I'm now an official member and proud of it. In fact, Mike asked if I'd pose for their JCC calendar. I've never been so honored. Just finished my first calendar shoot :)

In case you care, I drive a 95 Ford Taurus! Here are some pictures of my ride. Please notice the vintage DC bumper. Lots of character in that bumper from twelve years of parallel parking!

18 Comments:

At July 25, 2007 3:28 PM, Blogger Ken Witcher said...

Please don't parallel park behind me.

 
At July 25, 2007 3:38 PM, Blogger Laura E said...

Upon closer inspection I see that you also did a good job of finding a "vintage beat up license plate." Very well done.

 
At July 25, 2007 3:47 PM, Blogger Mark Batterson said...

Come on, Ken! It wasn't me. It was them. Always them.

Mark

 
At July 25, 2007 4:12 PM, Blogger jtmitch said...

I knew it!!! You are a gifted author, wonderful communicator, creative innovator - you must be - A FORD MAN!!!! I drive a 95 Ford Ranger with 111,000 miles and my back-up is 96 Crown Vic with 180,000 miles! You learn to innovate!!!!

 
At July 25, 2007 4:17 PM, Blogger Deuce said...

A 95 Ranger with less than 200k? Come on jtmitch, I'm here to up the ante!! HA! I have a 94 Ford Ranger with 212,000+ miles, no a/c, no radio, a camper shell with faded paint, a hood that is misaligned, and a missing front bumper with the grille all messed up also. AHAHA! I'm running on some God sized fumes!! I wonder if they'd let ME be in the calendar???

 
At July 25, 2007 4:29 PM, Blogger INTELBLKMN said...

I am downsizing my car next month.
I drive a 2006 Dodge Magnum (Hemi) and I recently realized that this car was hindering my life and my ministry.
I feel like I'm being released from prison.

 
At July 25, 2007 4:30 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

SWEET RIDE!!!

We have a 93 Aerostar with only 130K but it needs an A/C overhaul every other year.

 
At July 25, 2007 4:39 PM, Blogger clayburkle said...

gotta love the taurus. i'm living large with the '98 taurus edition... 107K.

 
At July 25, 2007 4:56 PM, Blogger Ken Witcher said...

Come on guys. I have a 96 Plymth Grd Voyage with 270K. I drove it from Raleigh to to DC for Buzz last month. Like a Timex!

 
At July 25, 2007 6:53 PM, Blogger Ronald said...

Wow...talk about stories about survival...

 
At July 25, 2007 7:16 PM, Blogger mike foster said...

mark, it is awesome having you in the club. and even better having you in our calendar.

for all you folks who have sweet rides like mark's taurus, you can officially join our club at

http://www.ethur.org/junkycarclub/signup.asp

if you email me your address (mike@ethur.org) i will send you some stickers and your official membership card.

peace and happy driving.

mike
(i drive a 93 camry with a cracked windshield, broken radio, and a funky smell on hot days. and couldnt be happier)

 
At July 25, 2007 8:00 PM, Blogger Stephen said...

I *almost* qualified having *just* retired my 1996 Saturn LX with 217,000 miles. It broke down and I determined that if it cost more than $500, it was new car time. It did and so I gave it to Melwood.

 
At July 25, 2007 8:57 PM, Blogger Joel Schmidgall said...

Dad would be so proud! This could be the greatest idea I've ever seen!!! I'm on the nicer end of the club, but am working my way back ('95 Civic - 160k).

 
At July 25, 2007 10:17 PM, Blogger mrclm said...

I'm representin' the Eastsiderz (of St. Paul!) with an '88 S-10 with over 160K, on it's second motor, and no working AC! Ah, how it's great to be a broke/just out of seminary/driving an old clunker/wannabe minister!

;-)

My wife drives the new car, '96 Civic with over 160K!

Yes, we do pray for our cars. The nice thing is that in a few more years my truck will qualify for "classic" and "collector" vintage license plates.

Big Chris

 
At July 26, 2007 7:05 AM, Blogger nathanhyde.com said...

Mark, those pictures are hilarious! I hope I didn't wake up my wife from laughing so loud. The last one is the best. What a trip!

 
At July 26, 2007 9:34 AM, Blogger Carl said...

I have been reading this blog for a pretty long time and this is by far the funniest thing yet.

This post alone would cause me to visit your church.

 
At July 26, 2007 12:58 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Officially the funniest thing I've ever seen on this blog. Yes, it beat out the wild goose chase video. Amazing.

I too must be a member of this club --- 1993 Ford Tempo, mid-90s green with peeling paint (though a impressive 66,000 miles, and that's it) and its share of mechanical problems. Oh, and it was free -- a true token of a junkie car! I call it my God Car because not only did God give it to me, He alone makes it start every morning.

 
At July 26, 2007 2:48 PM, Blogger scott aughtmon said...

Ahhh yeaah!

I just wanted to post a comment and represent the Wesst Siiyyde! :)

I drive a church planters "Beemer" AKA a '92, faded-blue, 4-door, honda civic with 203,000 miles. Someone needs to tell the Junky Car Club to let me in!

 

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